"When my wife and I come home, she turns
on the stove, and I turn on the TV."
KSPA's EDDIE HUBBARD
"They blame El Nino for this, [the weather],
but I blame the parents."
MICHAEL FELDMAN of
"Whad' Ya Know" "It's like
giving away gift certificates to a McDonald's that blew up."
KCLX's morning show personality RICK RUMBLE on trying to give
away Padres' tickets
"One wonders if Clinton is coming up with all these dependents
to counteract his vicious tax plan."
B100's JOOLS BRANDT after reporting on the latest relative of the president
- a half-sister - to come forward
"Their bodies were cold, but their credit was hot."
KCLX newsman MIKE
DALE reporting on a thief who embezzled
funds from the dead
"Jerry Brown wants to save the planet
- but the planet is Neptune."
KFMB 760's MARK LARSON
"The Marines are looking for a few good single men- like
Dayna [Munroe, Mark Larson's producer] and I."
KFMB 760's afternoon news anchor MARILYN HYDER
"I just love being right; and it just comes naturally to
RUSH LIMBAUGH on KCEO
"It's a good thing to change the locks periodically; after
all, I might be visiting you."
G. GORDON LIDDY on KSDO in response to a listener who said he thought of
Liddy while changing the locks in offices at Watergate
"They used to put you on the "10 Most Wanted List"
when they were going to arrest you the next day."Edward
Bunker, ex-con and author of "No Beast So Fierce" in
an interview with TERRY
GROSS of KPBS's "Fresh Air"